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~Potter, to Rooker and Ash after both failed to tell her in a timely fashion about an unfortunate stain on her pants [03.01.07]
"It's easier to ****ing adopt a kid from the Arctic Circle than get a dog."
~Will, talking about his failed attempts to adopt a dog from a rescue shelter [03.08.07]
"I'll hack it. I promise, I'll hack it. And it will go down."
~Maksim, computer genius, reminding me to lay off the foreign accent jokes on A&A.com... or else [03.18.07]
"Looks like it needs some fairy dust."
~Ashley's neighbor, upon seeing that the Corolla (known as Tink) needed a jump [03.24.07]
"This is not the time to be yourself, Andrew."
~Kendra, urging our friend to be on his best behavior while meeting new people [03.07.07]
"Some skinny b*tch is strutting around DC in YOUR dress!"
~Anne M., after a fruitless search to find this amazing Zara dress in my size [03.12.07]
"Once one dies, it's like the other one gets sick and dies, too."
~Zack Attack, about Ashley and Kendra's similarly timed professional exits [02.01.07]
"At some point in the night I put the death stare on my face."
~Anne, explaining what happens when she's had enough fun during an evening out on the town [04.28.07]
"Of course! Where the hell else would you be?"
~Win, upon discovering that Ash had gone to the 'burg to see the Queen [05.04.07]
"Yikes! The bands should sue for lost revenue! And toilet paper expenses..."
~Anne M., upon reading this bit of news about the Green Leafe [05.04.07]
"Ashley, I've got class on Friday."
~Nick, recalling what he'd said to me almost 7 years ago when, as his orientation aide, I told him about a Thursday night frat party [04.27.07]
"Although, they do have that in China."
~Cherie, after chiding Chinatown's lack of authenticity, noting the existence of a McDonald's with Chinese lettering on its sign [05.30.07]
"I can't swing a purse without hitting someone who's jealous of me."
~Kendra, stating the obvious [06.25.07]
"Don't think I'm not gonna drop my demo tape off at So So Def records!"
~Meredith, on her first order of business if she moves to Atlanta [07.04.07]
"That's when I knew it was time to start internet dating..."
~K-dawg, on the humiliation of leaving a party at the same time as her boss [07.11.07]
"Yeah, you were really hot then."
~Chris C., not so subtly remarking on his preference for a time when Ashley's sported a short 'do [07.17.07]
"Dave Chapell is sitting at MY desk- seriously just hanging out!"
~Kendra, ...for real. And people think government work is boring! [07.25.07]
"There's about twenty-five things wrong with that statement."
~Guitar Boy, critiquing Ashley's declaration that we should all take college students in as our domestic servants [08.10.07]
"I'm about to have a moment-- here, let me ruin it!"
~Habe, teasing a friend, known and loved for her gift of gab, for bringing attention to and talking through a sentimental moment [07.27.07]
"SO PUMPED ABOUT OUR SOLAR STEREO SYSTEM!! Now we just need hydrolics on the corolla."
~Ash, upon learning that Annie D's dad is building a solar-powered stereo system for the A&A Homecoming tailgate [08.29.07]
"I love hanging out with you guys. You always have new hair."
~Alice, about the A&A crew [08.24.07]
"You're, like, the Greatest Generation or something."
~Annie D. to Guitar Boy, after he admitted that when he went off to college, some of his classmates brought typewriters [08.22.07]
"Just because he's hot, but not with me, doesn't mean he's gay."
~Kendra, about men [10.15.07]
"And let's be honest, the weekend is going to be the burg + drizzle + 80 degrees. We're gonna be lookin' busted anyway, so we might as well have margarita mix all over us."
~Annie D., [10.24.07]
"This is where solo cups come to die."
~Maggie, about the street behind W&M fraternity row (see photo below) [10.27.07]
"My favorite part of voting is going up to the Republicans handing out literature, taking it from them and then thrusting it back in disgust."
~Anonymous A&A.com frequenter [11.06.07]
"I can't be doing everything for everyone all the time and still be sober."
~Kendra [11.26.07]
"[My boss] just picked something out of my hair. I am hitting a low point today."
~Anne [11.07.07]
"I fear my own mortality, and I kind of fear yours!"
~Jen S., attempting to change the subject after being asked whether she'd like to be buried or cremated [12.02.07]
"Did you PowerPoint at the junk?"
~Guitar Boy, asking Steve about the "deck he presented" [12.18.07]
"I had to go to Maryland two weeks ago, and I cried the whole way back!"
~Kendra, explaining just how much she dislikes the Old Line State
"Well, you had just gone to a funeral..."
~Ashley [12.29.07]