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~Jill, to Ashley the matchmaker [04.01.06]
Kendra: "Your hubby is lucky he married his #1 groupie."
Andrew: "You're lucky that you ARE your hubby's #1 groupie." [04.12.06]
"I just have to make sure that I keep my shoes on because I only came home with one last night."
~Julie A., on her priority for Saturday night [04.14.06]
Ash: Maybe you lost weight in your feet!
Rooker: Maybe your FAT ankles got skinny! [04.18.06]
"I don't recall ever wanting to be a lawyer. I remember thinking, I wanna be Axl Rose!"
~Guitar Boy...Esquire [05.01.06]
"Dating is only fun for people who aren't doing it."
~Kendra, as she is drilled on the single life [05.05.06]
"Dang, yo! Is there a petition we can sign or something? Fight the Man!"
~Anne M, reacting to this BS [05.05.06]
"Also, that quote about dating. SO TRUE! People are always asking me about the dating scene, and trying to get me to go out on second dates with lame-o-s. I'm like, dude, he's a tool. Stop."
~Keya, in response to Kendra's recent quote [05.19.06]
"MySpace: It's Where Your Favorite Ex-crushes Congregate."
~Keya, [05.31.06]
"I can't go on Myspace at my job b/c they think I am trying to date when I should be working."
~Sarah, [06.07.06]
"I don't judge. I observe and comment."
~Kendra, [06.14.06]
"Performance is good if it's done well. Community theater doesn't belong in the bedroom."
~Keya, aka Dr. Ruth [06.09.06]
"I can't abide by people who use 'heart' as a verb."
~Ashley, [06.30.06]
"I don't like setting things up...and you know I don't like talking about [cell phone] plans."
~Sarah M., on why she won't get a new cell phone, [07.06.06]
"You can't be surprised I didn't know that...I mean, Jen, YOU should be ashamed.."
~Amanda, on how both she and Jen didn't know what "O.P.P." stood for until very recently, [07.14.06]
"Four words: Set as Desktop Background!!!!!!!!"
~Ash, in response to Anne M. sending her a picture from this site, [07.24.06]
"If the internet says it's true, then Jen must be right."
~Ash, on the infallibilities of Jen, [07.13.06]
"My tolerance is low... No, no! Not for drinks!"
~Rooker, on her lack of patience at the time [09.15.06]
"As long as people I don't like are doing something less prestigious than me, I wish them well."
~Keya, [09.20.06]
"It's my party trick!"
~Keya, on being the master of getting red wine stains out of anything [09.20.06]
"So, did I tell you a hedgehog lives in our courtyard? I named him Lars von Twinkletoes (because a. he's swedish and b. scampers around). He's adorable."
~Anne M., [09.06]
"So excited about London, I cannot wait to buy something terribly fashion forward that no one will understand for 6 months."
~Bess, [10.18.06]
"MySpace, and the internet in general, has made it so no one has a past. Everyone stays in your present -- an extended, agonizing present where you are not blessed with the ignorance to forgive, forget, realize your life is better now, and move on. I love to [look], but sometimes I also hate to know ..."
~Sarah M., [10.20.06]
"Either that, or he's epileptic and we didn't know it."
~Kendra, when asked if Andrew was dancing to her ghetto fabulous mix in the backseat of the Corolla [11.02.06]
"Any bar that has nudie photo hunt games...is salt of the earth."
~Kendra, in Narberth, PA [11.03.06]
"There's a time and place for the deuce--and this is not one of them!"
~Kendra, while telling the tale of a stinky campaign office bathroom [11.20.06]
"Nicole sent a gift."
~Nanna, contributing to a conversation about the Cruise/Holmes wedding [11.22.06]
"You can call me *ssl*cker if you pay me enough."
~Steve, on the benefits of a title promotion vs. a raise [11.25.06]
"The ones who haven't whored themselves are crying."
~Rooker, corollary to the proven fact "Drunk girls cry." [01.07.07]
"I have a subpeona! Wanna see it??"
~Kendra, who has been asked to testify against the knock-off purse world after buying a fake Gucci [01.25.07]
"I mean, anyone can buy us drinks, that's not against the law."
~Ashley, in jest, on her suggestion that lobbyists use their personal cash to buy her drinks [01.31.07]
"I gotta get the judging look off my face. But its kind of hard with all the shrugs around."
~Ashley, at the Green Leafe [01.19.07]
"Don't touch me - you might get a job!"
~Kendra to Saidah, in reference to the recent rash of good career fortune [01.31.07]