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"Ashley, please don't go home and slit your wrists in the hopes that you might..." ~Jen
"Ashley, I love you like Souci loves Porci! I may throw you over the banister sometimes, but it's only so I can run and save you. And if anyone ever, EVER tried to take you away, I would gnaw their face off!"
~Anne
"It's amazing what you'll obsess over when you're bored."
~Ashley, [08.12.02]
"We are vessels... and the world is our DIP!"
~Annie D, [08.19.02]
Ash, on the phone: "Yes, satan?"
Col Walker, behind her: "Your daughter calling..."
[08.20.02]
"This is the sh*t that gets our country attacked. I'm blaming Sept 11th on the Olsen twins. What the hell do they offer to society? Nothing."
~Amanda P.
[08.29.02]
"One mind, two bodies...and half a soul."
~Annie D, about us
[09.07.02]
"BE LOUD AND TAKE UP SPACE!!"
Prof Lynn Levey
[09.23.02]
"I already won the lottery, I'm not gonna keep playing!"
~Ash to T about her ambivalence toward meeting new people because she loves her peeps so much
[09.28.02]
"But even though that's horrible, you've just...you've gotta love that. A little bit. You've gotta love that life--just--f*cking DID that to you!"
~Adrianne Hick
Jen: "Naked falling is the worst, it totally ruins the mood."
Amanda: "Naked throwing up is pretty bad, too."
[10.27.02]
Ash: "So I said, 'It's not about winning, and you know it.'"
Anne M.: "Yeah, but you WON."
Ash: "I'm a winner!!"
[11.02.02]
Stephanie, on love:
"It's torture. But what can I do? Just wish to be tortured longer, I guess."
[11.14.02]
"We walk in a room and people stare."
~Adrianne, on her friends
[06.20.02]
"A&A Europe style would definitely be fun. I'm done with this country anyway. Frankie wanted me to go to the White House Christmas tree lighting. I was like, are you f-ing kidding? I'd rather go caroling with Satan." -Annie D
[12.05.02]
"PICKING LINT is exactly what it was. picking lint, damn it. It just makes me so mad. you think you're better than me?? Why won't anyone pick my lint? I got lint...."
~Adrianne, on what she would do for her crush [12.17.02]
"I'm so excited, I'm jealous of myself.."
~Stephanie [08.25.02]
"He's spiggity spazzin', I'm putting him biggity back! Toes in , little buddy!"
~Anne M., to a hamster
"I'm the antichrist to the religion of Tone-Down." ~Ashley, [02.03.03]
"I'm too sexy for my cube." ~Emily, Ashley's cubemate at Scholastic
On post-college: "I feel like people think they're going to find a new group of friends, but I'm like... No! You won't! It won't be as cool, so shut up!"
~Sarah, [02.13.03]
"They're all just white male patriarchs to me!"
~Ashley, on the non-memorable names of men in politics
"And whether you do or not (get my point), I hope you're all healthy, happy, and wreaking havoc wherever you are...you know, like stopping cars with your beauty or your 'Bush blows' sign..."
~Keya
"Do you ever stop to think that you're taking your life into your own hands letting your 83-year-old grandmother behind the wheel?"
~Ashley's 83-year-old grandmother, better known as Nanna, as she drove Ash and Jenn G. around in her phat caddy
"The world's not okay when our mouths aren't open...I mean, REALLY!"
~Annie D., 04.05.02
"Men run the countries. Men start and end the wars. But one girl breaks his heart and he can't function emotionally?!"
~Amanda P., [01.22.02]
"Put me in the play pen!"
~Maggie, on her willingness to stay young. Sorry, babe, you're a grad now! And out in the cruel, cruel world :) [03.21.02]
"This is a bad episode of Dawson's Creek. We have the soundtrack...the guy/girl ratio...the homoeroticism..."
~Frank, [03.13.02]
To Ash: "You're a coiled up spring...and we're wet noodles when it comes to energy."
~Sarah M. [02.22.02]