"We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot fully appreciate our genius."
~Melanie Lynskey, Heavenly Creatures (1994)
"You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours."
~Michael Douglas, The American President (1995)
"Cleopatra could seduce a man at twenty paces without revealing an inch of flesh."
"How?"
"Her mind."
~Catherine McCormack and Jacqueline Bisset, Dangerous Beauty (1998)
"T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!"
~Jeremy London and Jason Lee, Mallrats (1995)
"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
~Wes Bentley, American Beauty (1999)
Sally: "Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week underpants."
Harry: "Ehhhh! I'm sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. 'Days of the weeks underpants'?"
Sally: "Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny. And then one day Sheldon says to me, "You never wear Sunday." It was all suspicious. Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him, and he didn't believe me."
Harry: "What?"
Sally: "They don't make Sunday."
Harry: "Why not?"
Sally: "Because of God."
~Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal, When Harry Met Sally (1989)
Good Will Hunting quotes
Skler: You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.
Will: No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss.
~Minnie Driver and Matt Damon (1997)
Sean: She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
~Robin Williams (1997)