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Sarah: stores are changing -- NY and Company is totally not the same, either.  and I remember when my mom bought BUSINESS clothes at Lane Bryant, now it's all going out clothes for plus-sized chicks. weird Ashley: good thing we can always count on Deb.  haha, j/k Sarah: nr!   [see JC1's explanation of jknr on this page] Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sarah: is it proper etiquette to "nr" someone else's "jk?" Ashley: sure! we're makin' up the rules here!

Ash:  will you tell Sarah that you guys can bring your friend [to the VIP pre-party]?? Maksim:  you not talking to her anymore? Ash: she's idle Maksim:  that's her favorite state Ash:  what's your friend's name again? Maksim:  Ed Maksim:  I'm not sure why she wants to bring him to VIP party Maksim:  makes me fill less VIP

Ash:  i went to the grassy knoll about a year and a half ago Joy:  you went to big D for that? Ash:  hehe, no, i went to the big D to see my sister-in-law and her hubs Joy:  i haven't been to the grassy knoll!  i should go Ash:  please tell me you've at least been to the Alamo... Joy:  i love the alamo! Ashley:  REMEMBER THE ALAMO! Joy:  LOL!  that's huge for texans Ash:  tote.  that and shiner bock

Ashley: i love the Wiz(ards) Sarah: i'm not hip to the know Ashley: gilbert arenas is hot Sarah: but his name is gilbert Ashley: watch this Sarah: that's him?! I've seen that before! Ashley: it's so great! Sarah: you love the commercials where someone draws something on a board! Ashley: HAHA, PLUS THAT!

Potter:  did you hear [the junkies] yesterday talking to a girl who wanted tickets?  they asked her what school she went to.  and JP made some comment insinuating that if she said W&M, they'd know she wasn't hot Ash: OMG.  YES.  i did Potter: i screamed out loud! Potter: it's so funny…  i didn't [hear any of those rumors] in HS when i decided to go to W&M.  i remember one person told me that it wasn't a very big party school.  but that was all.  and i didn't care. Potter:  ultimately, we shouldn't care.  keeping w&m a secret is what makes it what it is.

Ashley:  skiing and PBR - two sports that are wise to be promoting increased helmet usage Nate:  Pbr? Ashley:  professional bull riding :-D Nate:  That's the most obscure acronym I've ever heard Ashley:  what??? that [madness] is on NBC on the weekends! Ashley:  you work in govt and you think that acronym is the MOST obscure?? Nate:  Who watches NBC on wknds?

Nate: we have to figure out what to wear on our inevitable cameos on the Hills Ash: i'm sure i will pick some sort of minidress Nate: fehn, ill pick aviators, jeans, and one of those west coast short-sleeve button downs that look wrinkled Ash: ooooh, WRINKLED.  i love texture. Nate: exactly Ash: can i wear aviators, too? i just got some at forever XXI Nate: yes, yours will be gold, mine, silver.  you tote bought gold i bet. Ash: i did!!!!!

Ash:  are you really going to the spice girls concert on sunday?? Adrianne:  whatever/whoever gave you that idea??? Ash:  meredith Ash: so...is that a no? :-\ Adrianne: YES it's a NO!

Bess:  My boss’s name is [the same as my retired Army General Dad’s], and I just sent my Dad an email I meant for my boss.  So, I sent him another one that said, not for you, sorry, please disregard. Bess:  And Dad writes back only Bess:  “Obvi.”

Libby:  want Ash:  want Libby:  ooh you'd look cute Ash:  haha, that was a total SYKE.  that was actually the only one i DIDN'T want.  i want them all.  just to have. Ash:  you want your closet to be a j.crew store, i want mine to be forever xxi Libby:  well i said what i was supposed to say, right?  but you'd look good in anything. Ash:  you're a good peep :)

Ash: please promise me you'll change your [gchat] pic come spring - it's so depresso! Nate: what is it Ash: show on trees Ash: it's all grey.  it reminds me of ani difranco's song - entitled "grey" Ash: "the sky is grey, the sand is grey, and the ocean is grey. i feel so at home, in this monochrome, alone in my way." Nate: i was wondering how it looked to the feminist mind, and now i know! Ash: like a world without contraception

ASHLEY'S STATUS MESSAGE:   spring fever Nate:  AND you have fake tan fever Ashley:  lathered up again just this morning! :) Nate:  see and BE SEEN Ashley:  EXACTLY

Viv:  "Women began studying privately [at UVA] with sympathetic professors in the 1890s but were not admitted as undergraduates on an equal basis with men until 1970" Ash: W&M admitted women in 1917 Viv:  WOW Viv:  they let them attend school with boys?  and matriculate and get real degrees? Ash:  yeah Viv:  because the "private tutoring" UVA allowed only got the girls a "certificate" Viv:  not a degree Ash:  well, nanna was class of 1940 Viv:  i went to the wrong school Ash:  i'll copy and paste that and save it forever b/c i'm sure you'll never say it again Viv:  lol.  i am already denying it.

Win:  Good press for JL!  Everybody on the metro reads those things (a lot of people). Win:  Except for you because you refuse to acknowledge Metro as a reasonable way to get to work. Ash:  Only because I hate humanity.   At least early in the morning... Win:  Well, then.  That's a reasonable position.

Ashley:  haha, i love being the bad cop Anne:  i love you being bad cop

Keya:  [she] is like the third [person] who has straight up hated on me in the past who [has] sought me out on facebook. Ash:  yeah…  i want no part of that .  it's a web of deceit! Keya:  ...but see I don't judge Facebook.  I judge them. Ash:  but they found you THROUGH facebook! Keya:  how desperate are you for facebook friends that you would request someone you poured a beer on!? Ash:  or are you outright so curious about my life that you'll fly in the face of our past history by fake-friending me? Keya: totally,  People in general are a disappointment.  On Facebook, they're downright appalling Ash:  i think this will be my new fave im for this week Keya:  heehee.  good thing IM is such an exclusive medium. Ash:  or else i wouldn't be on it! Keya: I like that you have scruples, even if they're totally incoherent. Ash: incoherent?  or just eratically arbitrary? Keya:  better word choice, but generally the same idea

POST TX & OH PRIMARIES EDITION Kendra:  Dear Obama, What do you think of those apples! Love Hillary Kendra:  hehehehe

Potter: i need your opinion on what to wear on friday.  i want to dress it up, but i wasn't sure if that was appropriate. Ash: omg, do NOT worry about overdressing Ash: that's the mark of true class Potter: what's the mark of true class? Ash: the mark of true class is not worrying about over dressing Potter: ahh, where did that come from? Ash: my brain.  i made it up just now.