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Anne: Ok, so here's what we have planned so far.  Party at the Days Inn on Friday night.  And our tailgate spot is in Yates parking lot. Jeff I.: where at the days inn???  downstairs?  like good old date party style??? Anne: Ha - not that classy. We have about 10 adjoining rooms, so we're having a Progressive! Jeff I.: no way!!!! Jeff I.: we have a room at the days inn too...i dont know if they adjoin yours Anne: I actually took care of having them put next to ours. :-) Jeff I.: oh really? Jeff I.: this is amazing Anne: Start thinking about your room drink!

THE GOOD DAY IN GOVERNMENT EDITION Ash: SYSTEM WAS BUCKED! Ash: MAN WAS DAMNED! Ash: 48 PT FONT WAS USED!

Kendra:  By the way Zack- it has come to my attention that there is an open casting call for The Bachelor in Arlington this Saturday… Zack:  Hahaha - where is that at?? Kendra:  That’s a joke…right?

Ash:  did you ever wear it again after the wedding? Sarah G.:  um, no. Sarah G.:  but i kept it.  It still has use Sarah G.:  i tend to wear things 10 years after I get them Sarah G.: just when it goes out of style

JC1:  oh yeah, we have new IM talk we're trying to use regularly JC1:  for those times when you say something mean, and you realize it after, so you want to lighten it up by putting a "jk" after JC1:  but then there are those other times when you want to put the jk, but still be mean JC1:  just say, jknr JC1:  just kidding, not really JC1:  so far there are only 2 of us using it JC1:  hoping it catches on

Potter:  you know i was just being sarcastic earlier, right. Ash:  about hating me? Potter:  wanted to double check... Ash:  no, i got [it].  you could never hate me!  you tried once, and failed! Potter:  haha. true that.

Ash:  Are you IN for the Friday night progressive at the Days Inn??!! Chris C.:  Does the Pope s**t in the woods? Jeff I.:  I think we should combine our ethnicities...so some sort of american/armenian/japanese shot.  Regardless, our shots will contain gummy bears... Jake:  I'm in it to win it.  Jenkins and I are very familiar with the Peppermint Paddy shot.  So are the ladies.  Rrrrrrrrrar.  LADIES!!!!! Chris C.:  In re Swanton's #3: When you have your own room, you can make the shot decisions.  Sucka. Jake:  stop using fancy law school words like "re" Jeff I.:  GUMMY BEARS TRUMP ALL

Chris:  We bought 40 cases of beer... it's a shrimp boil for the Armed Forces Committee.  B/c nothing goes together like beer and high strung people with automatic weapons.

Potter:  I found a t-shirt that says "Pervy Potter Fancier " Potter:  Unfortch it only comes in women's maternity or I'd probs get one for Jeff!

Ash: i sent it to my peep Mert in Turkey and my peep Carl in Sweden! Ash: internet is internet! Nate: that web is worldwide, holla! Ash: HAHAHA Nate: anything is funny when you add 'holla' to it Nate: you're fired.....holla! Nate: it's funny now

Jeff I.:  [Ryan], everytime I hear that [new] Britney song I think of you...and can only imagine you lifting your shirt up... Luckily that song wasnt out when you were my RA.  Ryan:  ...I do like that new Britney song...  Do you think it made it to College Delly's jukebox yet or is that thing still polluted with Shot Through The Heart and other abominable Carron-esque cult classix?

Ash: Have you guys decided on your progressive [offerings]? :) Jen S.: Are you checking up on us to make sure we are doing our pre-party job?  Did you forget that we invented the pre-party! Ash: You're so right... you guys taught us everything we know!!

Ash: Guapo's.  Tonight.  Be there. Ash: And by tonight I mean 4:30. Zack: Are you guys really getting there at 4:30? Ash: Yes!  Believe it. Zack: Sitting inside or out? Ash: Again, you question.  OUT, fool!

Libby: My mom announced, "YOU HAVE DIMPLES TOO!" to him at dinner last night. Ash: Did she then say something about how your kids will have dimples? Libby: No, but last night we decided we're having 2 and possibly one mistake. Ash: You joke now...

Jen: Can you guys recommend any good books? Ash: Um, I'm an ***hole and read nothing other than Harry Potter, Vanity Fair, and the internet.  But since I read the entire internet, I learn lots.

Zack Attack: Anything exciting happen after I left?? K-dawg: Hit a few more receptions and then went on a date with Maui guy… Zack Attack: Wowie it's Maui! K-dawg: OUCH--that might be an all time low for you Zack Attack…I know you can some up with something better than that. Zack Attack: "Zowie it's Maui"?? Maui Wowie is also the name of some kind of leafy substance I believe.  Ashley, can you confirm? Ash: NO, I canNOT confirm!!!

Chris C.:  [Brick,] have you really not gotten over the "70's was a better decade than the 80's" argument? Ash:  The 80's were INFINITELY better than the 70's!  Just because you were born in '79, Brick, doesn't mean that the entire decade was redeemed.

Ash: a policeman AND someone from the superintendent's office have been in here asking if we smell smoke Ash: i was actually going to stay for an extra hour and do work ... but i feel like it would be stupid to stay Ash: i mean, if i blow up, that would be retarded Anne: um, yes. you should go Anne: i would be mad if you blew up Ash: have you been hearing the sirens? Anne: ok, if you hear sirens, you need to leave Ash: there have been mad sirens! Anne: LEAVE you crazy girl

Ash: ok, i'm ready for the detes whenever Nate: haha.  i mean, you know i'll give you detes Ash: i'm just saying. here i am, PATIENT, and ready Nate: shouting the word patient is the essence of patience

Jill:  Uggg. I still cant believe we might have someone clean for us, I fell way yuppie. Ash:  It's really the best thing that ever happened to me--after the kitties, [Guitar Boy], and the West Wing, respectively.

JC1: i will be there as long as my allergies hold out Ash: UP THE DOSAGE JC1: i've been pumping the allegra consistently JC1: i plan on being outside with the smokers for a good portion of the night Ash: if the cats don't kill you, the secondhand smoke will!

Will: I'm reading about L'Oreal's marketing strategy for its Plentitude brand. Class for Mass. Will: yipdee do Ashley: should i buy their crap? Ashley: will it make me prettier? Will: you don't need beautification.  you already have it down! Ashley: ding ding ding - right answer!

Anne: i feel like sending [my boss] a note that says, "i need to go to costco so i can celebrate the importance of christmas. kthxbai." Ash: HAHAHAHAHA Ash: kthxbai--that's a new one for me! Anne: ha!  i love it.  wonkette uses it a lot. Anne: i give you credit for bai, though.  they just gave it a sarcastic upgrade.