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jeff: but, other than that, my life is kinda lame as usual ash: no it's not!  new crush!  new sport!  jeff: true, but my crushes are so lame jeff: seriously, when has a crush turned out good? jeff: so i'll just leave it to golf

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Chris C: chai is metrosexual Ash: as are you, my dear Chris C: i do cafe au lait with magnus Chris C: I'm metrosexual? Ash: yeah you are Chris C: what! Ash: it's a compliment! Chris C: dude i don't dress well enough

Anne:  tedd just called me a *** Ash:  he's J Ash:  and he's working it out the only way he knows how Ash:  with unfounded name-calling Anne:  ok, he says i have to go Anne:  the office is empty Anne:  except for the sounds of my IMing

Habe: I could swear when I asked him, he said 32.  As I sit here and stalk him on google, I learn that he is actually 36...if he lied, that is UNCOOL. Ash:  Doesn't he know that if he'd said 36, you would have been even MORE attracted to him? Habe:  SO TRUE!!!

Ash:  Tiani smacked my *ss! Habe:  I'm in bizarro land! Anne:  I feel like I walked into the wrong frat party!

Ash: did you look up "inculcated" yet? Jeff Chin: yeah! Jeff Chin:  i did...and you used it like perfectly Jeff Chin:  sickening vocab Jeff Chin:  a bunch of people have been like...so i went to that A&A site Jeff Chin:  A&A, it's so catchy

Jen Smith:  I do JUST like I am told and check anniedandashleyg.com daily, hourly, on the automatic refresh.

Ash: how is english class? Maksim: every day, very early Ash: are you fluent?? Maksim: i dont understand Ash: i'm guessing that's a no... Maksim: what??

Jeff Chin: you're like a one woman-news crew Ash: haha, why? Jeff Chin: sending out all this stuff! Jeff Chin: politics, ads, etc. Jeff Chin: it's crazy Ash: someone's gotta save the world!! :) Jeff Chin: might as well be Ashley G Ash: you got it

Ash:  *** is all about the nepotism, eh? Anne M: mm big word Anne M: throw me a bone Ash: um, hooking fam and friends up with jobs Anne M: oh cool Anne M: it sounds fancier than that Ash: use it 3 times, and it's yours!

Amanda: Jen is all hyped up on "clubs" right now.  She and maura were saying that they've never been to a "club" before.  I kind of don't believe that.  So they've decided that they are going to a "club" this weekend.  I'm not sure what "club" means either.  I don't really think i'm up for that anyway

Keya: but man, when you're out in the midwest with lameass clubs, you think, man where's the nearest FRAT PARTY? Ashley: haha! Keya: it's true.  and sad Keya: sometimes i think back to the good ole days Ashley: really?  i don't picture you as the type to look back Keya:  well, I'm detached...but not heartless :)

Joanne: then we developed a mama polska relationship Joanne:  it's healthy though Joanne:  she's not at all like mama p Ash:  is she nice?  and sober? Ash:  and btw, i never made the alcoholic jokes about mama P before she ACCUSED me of making an alcoholic joke! Ash: just like i never hazed people until i was accused of hazing :)

Ash:  please tell me you didn't watch the littlest groom JeffC1:  i actually did! JeffC1:  i was intrigued Ash:  i am sitting over here and judging you JeffC1: the girl that one wasn't too bad JeffC1:  holy sh*t, that was a huge typo Ash:  i know :) JeffC1:  shoot me now JeffC1:  that was horrible

Ash: where the hell have you been? Julie: in hell Ash: that makes sense Ash: how are you? Julie: f*cking great. i hit a deer today on 64 and F*CKED up my car Ash: did you f*ck up the deer? Julie: dead. so yeah Julie: it was a basterd [sic] anyways, i told him not to cross         MORE FROM OUR FAVE SPAZ!!

Keya: It was just embarassing because I felt like the girl who hooks up with the hot guy, sees him in the cafeteria, wants him to talk to her, but he doesn't and she feels like a jackass. Ash:  You felt like Angela Chase a little, didn't you... Keya: I don't know the reference... Ash:  My So-Called Life! Keya:  Oh yeah. That was before my initiation into pop culture. Keya:  I'm a late bloomer.

Eric: It's not like I have a life. ha ha ha Ash: you do too have a life Ash: from 9-10 on wed Ash: it's called the OC Ash: it's your DREAM life Eric: Oh, riight. Eric: Annnna. Ash: Seeeeeth Eric: I can't tell if we're really cool or lame right now. Eric: My vote: COOL. Ash: there's a fiiiine line

Jeff:  so,this is cheesy Jeff:  but watching super millionaire on friday night by myself Jeff:  i was thinking that i would choose you as my lifeline if there were any political quesitons Ash:  that is the sweetest. Jeff:  FRIDAY NIGHT! Jeff:  it was a lame friday night Ash:  yes.  and that is the lamest. Jeff:  haha Ash:  but, no judgment!

OLD SCHOOL IM FLASHBACK ***from when we were young, loud, and**** ***lived in a house with paperthin walls**** Ash: HE EMAILED Ash: HE EMAILEDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ash: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH Sarah: YAY! Sarah: i like this guy Sarah: stop screaming Ash: CAN YOU HEAR ME Ash: hahahahahaha Sarah: yes!

Steve S: how do you define a feminist? Steve S: and do you think you have to be female to be feminist? Ash: no! Ash: of course not! Ash: anyone who believes that women and men should be equal politically, economically, and socially Ash: that is the dictionary definition Steve S: do you have your own definition? Ash: no, that's it for me, too :-)

Habe: I might get cookies--must see how cold it is and how heavy my bag is... Ash: omg, your reasons for maybe/maybe not buying cookies are weak!  are you so easily swayed?  no judgment! Habe: Whatever, dude, you haven't even been outside today.  No judgement.  :-)  If it's cold, and my big ass bag is bothering me, you are out of luck...

Ashley:  I was just in CO Ashley:  can't handle that whole altitude thing Ashley:  major bloody boogs 1LTAndy:  yeah it takes some getting used to 1LTAndy:  I'm trying to get acclimated now...running is a challenge Ashley:  omg, getting off the couch is a challenge!