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Adrienne:  During A&A dance party with Leanna.  Mike commented on the [adult language] content of several songs.  I replied, "Not the last time my friends will be a bad influence on our daughter."
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Ashley: i hate [Tiger] even more now
Guitar Boy:  cause he likes [nickelback]?
Ashley:  yes
Ashley: you might think i'm kidding
Ashley:  but i'm not
Guitar Boy:  i know.
Guitar Boy:  its not good, y’all
Ashley: 
tiger woods, y’all
Meredith:  You know the best part of all this?  Not the fame, fortune, recognition, album....it's the fact that I get to be highlighted on A&A.com more often!!!!!!!
Athayde:  link
Ashley:  ha, these are "hipster" abbreviations??
Athayde:  apparently!
Ashley:  i would have NEVER characterized them that way
Athayde:  you were so far ahead of the curve
Ashley:  we're talking mid-90s ahead of the curve
Athayde:  you ESTABLISHED what was hip
Athayde: you should be proud
Athayde:  and, as a bleeding edge hipster, annoyed that late blooming hipsters ganked your style
Mom:  So what does your fave IM mean?  Is it Tiger that you really hate?  And who is nickelback?
Ashley:  tiger
Ashley: nickelback is a really awful band
Mom: OK--I didn't get it.
Mom: But I'm checking A & A!
Ashley:  YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Jody: you're in the burg??
Ashley:  i'm going!  tomorrow
Jody:  JEALOUS
Ashley:  i'm jealous of myself, frankly
Jody:  sometimes i wish we could stay in college forever
Ashley:  i was just going to say, am i the only one that puts this much time and energy into wishing i were still in college?
Jody:  not when you're a w&m grad...
Ashley:  good point :)
Jody:  and now they have things like youtube to make us
even MORE nostalgic
Ashley:  it hurts
Jody: ... so good
Ashley:  it does.  i am complicit in my own torture
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Libby:  Zack has been growing a beard for a week
Libby:  and his favorite new activity is looking at it
Libby:  Meatball is like OMG , WHY are you still here?
Libby: He hasn't been able to have his swinger parties or do whatever it is he does while we're at work
Bess:  the tree fell and is balanced on my neighbors balcony
Ash:  i did love james' status message
Bess:  which one?
Ash:  cedars falling on snow
Ashley:  hahaha - link
YBK: lame
Ashley:  the first comment made me laugh
YBK:  i tend to agree.  i like them a lot - but who cares?
Ashley:  right
YBK:  and katy perry is hot.  hot girls can do what they want.
Ashley: i think she's only kind of hot.  her boobs are hot.  her face is "eh"
YBK:  her face is pretty good - and her body is fantastic.  making her pretty damn hot
Ashley:  what do you think about her fiance?  i'm sorry, i would not get engaged to a former sex addict
Ashley: that just spells t-r-o-u-b-l-e
YBK: guys go for looks, girls go for status - the hold steady.
Ashley:  fair enough.  they both seem like they'll be flashes in the pan, though.  and then where will their love be?
YBK: she'll be hot for a while
Anne:  i kinda want to see Shutter Island, but i'm afraid i'll just keep my eyes closed the whole time Ashley:  maybe just read the synopsis on wikipedia and leave it at that :-/
Anne:  probs better.  even the promos scare me
Ashley:  leo is looking old.  older than his age
Annie:  i know!  dark lighting is not good for him
Ashley:  it's like, dude, i know you want to be jack nicholson, but you've got time for that!
Keya:  I finished my PhD before my brother
Keya:  that's something
Ashley:  nns nns nns nns nns nns
Ashley:  what is he getting his in?
Keya:  nutrition
Keya:  science
Ashley:  ew, science
Keya: i know, right
                   Ashley’s status:
            Beware the Ides of March
Libby:  is that in any way related to something in pop culture, because I refuse to believe that everyone I know is able to quote Shakespeare.  not that I doubt you.  more people on my facebook
Ashley:  dude, it's from Shakespeare
Libby: yeah but why does everyone know it?
Ashley: i don't know.  i know it from Shakespeare.  i think about it every year.
Libby:  this is a mystery
Ashley:  but i was exposed to Shakespeare at an early age
Ashley:  i played the 3rd witch in macbeth when i was 11
Libby:  i can quote Macbeth*.  "the lady doth protest too much methinks."
Ashley:  "who would have thought the king to have so much blood in him?"

*she meant Hamlet!
Libby: "Martha Stewart Living - Think your cat or dog is the laziest ever? Show us! Share your lazy pet photos, and flip through other Martha Stewart fans' photos."
Libby:  yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!
Ashley: you really check that blog everyday don't you?
Libby:  NO. i'm a facebook fan. so stuff pops up on my newsfeed
Libby:  basically the best thing about facebook these days
Ashley: remember that time you quit facebook for 12 hrs? Libby: yeah, that was rough
Anne:  Family at the airport with 3 little girls. Oldest has blonde straight hair,
middle has light brown wavy hair and the youngest is a ginger. It's your doppleganger family.
Ash:  please take surreptitious BB photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anne: I tried!!!  The ginger would not stay in one place. :)
Ash:  haha, sounds like my family alright!
Anne: i had a dream about you coming to our new house
Anne:  and you decided to take a nap there
Ashley:  YAY!
Anne: i took that as a good sign
Ashley: i think it is!
Ashley: did we spoon??
Anne:  ha no - i was busy inspecting things
Ashley: inspector anneth
Anne:  and then we ate a double-decker cupcake - very good dream
                Nate's status message:
       "I need my bat.  I think better with
             my bat.  Where's my bat?"
Ashley:  is that from a few good men?
Ashley:  omg, it is
Ashley:  i'm so good
Ashley:  i can spot aaron sorkin from a mile away!
Ashley's status message:  5th anniversary with THE KEETS!!!
Libby: SO MANY ANNIVERSARIES
Ashley: i know!  2005 was the freaking best year of my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Libby:  you popped those keets out right away
Ashley:  link
Ashley:  oh wait, you don't read [Harry Potter], do you...
Anne:  i thought i got reprieve from you b/c i read Twilight??
Ashley:  hmmm.    did i say that?
Annie:  i took it as a matter of good faith!!
Ashley:  i don't think i would have ever made that promise...