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Cecil:  What's your schedule like this week?  Dranks?  Lunch?
Ashley: Let's def do lunch!  I am a little busy in the evenings, b/c a Turk and a Bulgarian will be staying at my house (my niece's godparents), and Maksim's parents are in town from Russia—as are mine!  Not from Russia, but from Belgium.  Anyway, you get the picture.  We're having our own little G5 summit at [the baby's] christening this Sunday in Havre de Grace.
Cecil: As I would not want to stand in the way of peace talks and you brokering goodwill across the globe, lunch it is!
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YBK:  new band name:  Maintain Low Tones
Ashley:  hmm.  why?
YBK: coneheads
Ashley:  k.  i like the others better
YBK:  well then...
Ashley:  what about "Multipass"
YBK:  had to google it...
YBK:  my mom claims she hates all bands with one word names.  she and I have had an argument for as long as she can remember where she claims INXS isn't one word
Ashley:  it's not.  just like U2 isn't
YBK:  inxs is more one word than u2...
Ashley: Nns nns nns nns nns nns nns
Tara: No explanation needed... OBVIOUSLY that was a techno beat.
Katinka:  Elbows up… fists pumping.
Steve: Glow stick in the mouth… backless shirt…. Sweaty…. Irish Times.  I'm moving on from the image.
Tara: Please tell me you do not own a backless shirt, Steve! I am moving on from THAT image!
Steve: I only wear my backless shirt with chaps
Tara:  Unsubscribe.
Ashley:  At Express at Union Station.  they just played "gimme sympathy" [by Metric].
Ashley:  Also spotted shoulder pads.  Disturbed.
YBK:  You're not as cool as you thought.  Or not as uncool as you thought shopping at express.
Ashley: i had coupons.  cara ended up using one.
YBK: everyone's a winner?
Ashley:  bingo!.
Chris:  hey ash! did I tell you that I invested in a DC restaurant?
Ashley:  what does that mean?
Chris:  i am a part owner of a DC restaurant/bar
Ashley:  who are you?
Chris:  chris c-----
Ashley: that was a rhetorical question
Libby:  question... thoughts on this gingers are less tolerant of pain situation?
Ashley:  i know i have a higher tolerance than Guitar Boy, that's for darn sure.  where are you getting your info anyway?
Libby:  it was in the news recently.   anaesthesia.  redheads require more.
Ashley: yeah, probably just to calm our bodacious powers down. more energy = harder to put to sleep.
Jen S.:  shoulder pads are not ok and they are freaky.  they need to stay gone away.  period.
Ashley:  even if they are endorsed by Express, your fave store? :)
Jen S.:  even then!! 
Jen S.:  and for the record...havent even been into an express in probs a year.  and then it was to buy leggings.
Jen S.:  but i have noticed some one shouldered shirts in the window...
Ashley:  eek.
Ashley:  maybe eek should be the new awk
Nate:  awk is your staple, don't go trying to replace it
Ashley:  i dunno, i don't think it had acquired staple status yet
Nate:  really? i think so
Nate:  now we just have to prevent overuse
Libby:  i drove by havre de grace on saturday
Libby:  and sunday
Libby:  and i met some people who went to W&M
Libby:  and i listened to an A&A CD
Libby:  basically i am obsessed with you
Libby:  i just ran the fake google search engine
Libby:  i searched for law schools, as i have been doing all day
Libby: it returned a bunch of lolcat pictures about buttsecks
Libby:  really, the results could have been worse.  i'm into lolcats.
Ashley:  obviously you need these for park city
Ashley: 
link
Viv: no YOU need those
Ashley:  haha, i don't think i could do it
Ashley:  they look like a broken ankle waiting to happen
Ashley:  if it's snowy, icy, or slushy, i'm staying as low to the ground as possible
Maggie:  Drunk girls cry AND drunk girls apparently love to shake their booty
Ashley:  yes we do.  and we looooove to have our picture taken.
Maggie:  i was telling Clarissa about the pics and she said "remember the days of limited photos on a camera?"
now we can walk away with 146 pics from 48 hours! :)
Ashley: i KNOW.  what did we DO?  it was so uncivilized!
Maggie:  but it did allows us to shout 'dibs on dubs'
Ashley:  that was really the only plus
Ashley: you and your photographic memory
Libby:  maybe i do have some type of photographic memory.  maybe i'm autistic
Libby:  omg maybe i have asperger's
Ashley:  are you looking it up on webmd?
Libby: i googled whether there is such a thing as mild aspergers.  i guess i probably don't have this.  i am just an introvert.  "Patients frequently have an obsession with one or two particular, narrow subjects... These patients can talk about their obsessions incessantly"
Libby:  i knew a guy who wanted to talk about zambonis all day long.  i think they let him help at the ice rink.
Ashley:  do you think he had it?  or was just strange?
Libby:  oh he had problems.  but he could talk about zambonis forever.
Libby:  OMG.  i might have this.  seriously.
Ashley:  BACK AWAY FROM THE WEBMD
Ashley:  i already have [the photo of us with the celebrity cat from The Office] posted on my bulletin board!  you look the BEST in the pic by far
Anne:  aw thanks!  we look so pale next to Cara.  WHY IS THAT?
Ashley: b/c we are
Anne: when i see peeps like her, i don't think i'm that pale.  but i am
Ashley:  right.  but pale is pretty
Anne: i feel like our skin sucks up extra light
Ashley:  it does.  we are luminescent
Anne: i like that!
Ashley:  LUMINARIES, EVEN
Anne:  even better
Nate:  someone should seriously suggest, "the hangover fightin' bread ends and house"
Ashley:  sigh, i think it's too late
Nate:  so this embarassing period in our alumni lives has ended
Ashley: or just begun
Nate:  dag
Ash:  are you still stranded on the tarmac??
Anne:  Yup.  Dumbest situation ever.  Won’t let us off.
Ash:  PASSENGER'S BILL OF RIGHTS!!  don't they know who you are??
Anne:  We've been sitting for an hour and a half
Ash:  are people getting salty?
Anne:  Oh yes
Ash:  are they giving you snacks?
Anne: Nope.  Water, but you have to go to the back of the plane to get it
Anne: I'll give it a little longer before I call the [press] ;)
Anne:  Ooh - granola bars coming
Anne: Plus they enlisted a two year old to hand them out - brilliant
Ash: there is so much wrong with that
Anne:  Ha.  It still made me smile
Annie: niiiiice.  me in my pick-up truck, you in the previa...we got all bases covered
Ashley:  we can haul ANYTHING
Annie:  i love it.  i am really starting to like my truck, aside from the brakes going out which took about 2 years off my lifespan
Ashley: you need to find things to haul.
maybe become part of a co-op and get lots of veggies you don't need by the truckload
Annie:  ha - i like that.  the only thing i haul now is big boxes of wine, which ain't so bad