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sarah: so you're ashley's boyfriend guitboy: yup sarah: pretty sweet gig, huh? guitboy: i'm pretty into it I must say sarah: haha into it sarah: literally guitboy: yikes sarah: just kidding!

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[Work email is the new IM] Add:  I want to marry him and buy things. Ash:  But you can't marry him, he farts too much. Add:  Yeah, that's true.  But we could BUY an air filter!

Anne:  She is a talk show host waiting to happen. Ash:  And not an Oprah--more like a Jenny Jones. Ash:  MAYBE a Ricki Lake if she's lucky.

annie d:  an anne/ash/frankie hybrid would be interesting chris timberlake:  and by interesting...i hope you mean frightening beyond all reason

Ash: Ani is saaaad Ash: I wanna see her with her band again Ash: I also think she needs her friends around her, like Julie, the keyboardist T:  maybe you should offer to be her friend T: and travel with her T: she doesn't need Prozac in her life, just a little Ashley

annie d: you're going to be going to lesbian keggers every night of the week annie d: so many lesbians, so little time

peter: p.s. dude... i've joined a cult (and it's yours!).

Nicole:  Do you think I can get away with my BCBG dress [for New Year's] or is it to much? Anne:  No way!  It's black tie optional. Anne:  There is no such thing as too much! Nicole:  LOL, the official A&A motto.

Jeff Crew Man:  you will never see someone as excited as i am about water filters Ashley G:  do tell!! Jeff Crew Man:  haha... no Ashley G:  tell me!!  I wanna hear! Jeff Crew Man:  ok... twist my arm! Jeff Crew Man:  well Jeff Crew Man:  i like them because the water is super cold Jeff Crew Man:  much colder than tap water Jeff Crew Man:  the whole filtering of deadly toxins is pretty much secondary to me

Susanna: so social security has just informed my mother that they've had me filed as a boy since 1985 Annie D: HA! Annie D: that rules! Annie D: well not really Susanna: no i am so pissed Susanna: the guy on the phone was like "well you never know" as if i had gotten a sex change

Ash:  nns, nns, nns! Anne:  nns? Ash:  like dance music!  when you dance around?  it's from Mallrats! Ash:  say it over and over like techno Ash:  nns, nns, nns! Ash:  and then you bop like you're dancing! Anne:  HAHAHAHAHA Anne:  i got it now Anne:  you are a riot Ash:  sweet, cuz I'M still laughing

Ashley G: it's so weird--i keep telling peeps to sign [the guestbook], they say they will, THEN THEY DON'T Annie D: i know. i told my cousin to. she didn't. i told reid to. he didn't. Ashley G: i told erin, steph santillo, anne morgan.... Ashley G: they all say "ok!" Annie D: we work and work and work Annie D: and ask for so little really

Annie D: do you ever get a hair that gets tied in a little knot and you're like, how the hell did that happen? Nicole: yes. I hate that. It's like my hair is doing something fun and zany and I'm missing out

Anne:  I feel you on the tired thing.  It's like no amount of sleep can change the fact that my body temperature has significantly lowered and any movement at all require a large amount of energy. Ash:  That's exactly why we're tired!  B/c not only does it take a lot of energy to move, but it causes a breeze and my body can't take anymore windchill.

Ashley G: oooh!  i just turned on winamp and "both hands with symphony" came on!  sometimes winamp just KNOWS Annie D: whoa.  it knows our anniversary is coming up!

Sarah:  I like Dean because he stands up and admits the mistakes that his party is making. He's totally attractive too! There you go, you have the housewife vote right there. And yay, he's down with gays. :)

Ashley G: and i'm getting desperate for a job Ashley G: i have to keep thinking "i'm a feminist, i'm a feminist, money isn't worth my soul, money isn't worth my soul" Joanne: that's beautiful, ashley Ashley G: ok, so am i worth more than 35 bucks an hour to model nude? Joanne: pale is in

Amanda (to Jen): While you're sitting on a warm, sunny beach in Costa Rica, mingling with the locals, humping the tour guides, drinking some wonderful mixed drink with an umbrella in it, I'm sitting in my office because I'm swamped with work.  And the only thing I've got to sip on is a Diet Coke I've had since lunch.  I don't even have a straw...

Julie:  He just stopped calling.  So rude!  Give me the respect and just say 'Hey b****, you're not cool, we're not talking anymore.' Ash:  Hmmm, that's respect? Julie:  Yeah."

Bess: oh, did i tell you about my dad? Bess: hes leaving for kuwait next week Bess: for a YEAR Bess: to go to war or some sh*t Ashley G: enough of these "our dad's go to obscure countries for a year" crap Bess: yeah, really Bess: but he doesnt get any leave Ashley G: yeah, war's a bitch like that

Sarah:  i'm the drive through lady Ash:  i'm SO J Sarah:  i know i like it! i give the lollipops out! Ash: you gotsta hoard that s*** and hook me up :) Sarah:  any dumdum you want Ash:  not mystery, it's too risky!

Julie: i turn 21 on oct 7 Ashley G: you are old! Julie: i have a new bf Ashley G: of course you do Ashley G: still married? Julie: yeah whats it to you Ashley G: julie, the day i lose touch with you, i will cry Julie: dude you dont gotta worry Julie: i miss you guys so much Ashley G: oooooh, you miss us! Julie: yeah you miss me too Ashley G: TOTALLY

Sarah:  And speaking of tampon box colors . . . I was all ready for the Psi U formal, dressed up to the 9's, and in wawa buying two things of Steel Reserve for me and Anne. Classy, I know. So I'm in line behind a Kappa with a bow in her hair with a t-shirt that says, "You'd be stuck up too" on the back. Isn't that GROSS!? She turned around, looked at the steel reserves and then at me, and I said, "Special night." Snob!

jeff: right, in the parking lot at target? jeff: i mean, tower. not target ash: no! YES jeff: that would be lame ash: that would not be lame! jeff: target vs. tower? jeff: c'mon now ash: target wins ash: sorry jeff: ouch jeff: i guess it does have more essentials

Ashley G: you need you some internet Sarah: i know, i love tv and internet b/c they make me feel connected to the world Ashley G: you should come over and we'll just sit and stare at the computer together:-) Sarah: honestly! but we'd fight over the keyboard :-)

Ashley:  Ok, this is lame, but I had NO idea that Dole was running. Ashley:  Thank GOD Jesse Helms is gone, though Jen Smith:  I guess.  Dole will vote with Bush and is anti-choice.  At least people realized that Jesse Helms was wacked out.

[in anticipation for July 4th...] Nicole: but what can we ever do to top a sparkler in Frankie's *ss? Ash: we have 4 days to figure that out...